Beware The Midnight Knitter!

A new super-villain perhaps?

The Joker, Lex Luthor, Darth Vader, Sauron, Jason, Godzilla, “He who must not be named” should all step aside. There’s a new threat in town. And that person is known simply as “The Midnight Knitter”.

In the darkness of night, she goes from house to house in West Cape May, NJ and hangs little sweaters on tree branches and telephone poles. Quite the evil scheme huh? Perhaps next comes world domination!

Police officials are doing everything they can to trace down the nuisance that is “The Midnight Knitter”, probably because they have nothing better to do besides hang out at the Dunkin Donuts.

Locals of the town have taken a liking to this criminal however, stating that they are enthralled with the myriad of colors that have popped up over the few days.

Watch your back. You never know when The Midnight Knitter will pop out.