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I bet someone read him Mein Kampf as a bedtime story…

Forget frilly bonnets and teddy bear costumes . . . artist Nina Maria Kleivan likes to dress up her kid as Adolf Hitler.

Just take a look at the kid, all decked out in her pencil mustache and tiny swastika.
The artist says she’s trying to make [...]

Crappy food on the other hand, is still included
A union representing Dutch services is launching a national campaign to protest demands for sexual services from patients.
The campaign was prompted by a 24 year old nurse, who was asked by a 42 year old disabled man to provide sexual services, as many of the other nurses  had [...]

Be a man next time and just watch sports…
Some people accuse the Germans of being not so great at romance. This story isn’t going to do them any good.
A German woman living in Berlin heard the sound of someone climbing onto her balcony after midnight. Afraid that it was a burglar breaking in, she then went and [...]

A new super-villain perhaps?
The Joker, Lex Luthor, Darth Vader, Sauron, Jason, Godzilla, “He who must not be named” should all step aside. There’s a new threat in town. And that person is known simply as “The Midnight Knitter”.
In the darkness of night, she goes from house to house in West Cape May, NJ and hangs little sweaters [...]

Can’t you see the resemblance with that baby?

The world revolves around Lindsay.
Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that a boyfriend-stealing, “milkaholic” baby in its latest commercial — who happens to be named Lindsay — was modeled after her. And she wants $100 million for her pain and suffering, The Post has learned.
The [...]

Sorry to ruin your dreams, but just like many of the people in pornos, she’s not very attractive.

Anna Arrowsmith, managing director of adult entertainment firm Easy on the Eye Productions, has directed hundreds of films under the pseudonym Anna Span.
Mrs Arrowsmith, 38, believes women are under-represented in Parliament.
Party leader Nick Clegg said although her [...]